With Google Glass still another year away from hitting retail, leave it to Samsung to try and get the jump on the wearable tech with their “next big thing” — the Samsung Apex. Similar to Glass, the Samsung Apex can stream video into your left eye, internet into your right eye, and when using the additional strap-on attachment, can suck your d*ck at the same time. I’m just going to say it right now: gadget of the year.
Okay, seriously. As you no doubt already figured out, the Apex isn’t real. It’s merely another parody video from the comedic geniuses over at The Onion who, I must admit, pretty much nailed it. With OEM’s releasing devices with 1080p resolution displays, octo-cores, and 40MP cameras, someone’s going to need to come up with a device that can do it all… and S your D. Who better than Samsung who saturates the market with a near endless amount of hardware? Get it? Hard wea— ah, forget it.
Personally, I can’t wait for the 2nd generation Apex which, according to rumors, is really going to tickle the senses. The Onion’s VERY NSFW video can be found below. Again… you probably don’t wanna watch this while at work, public place, or with the kiddies around.