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Before you b*tch out your ISP, flash a new ROM, or kick the dog, we wanted to give you a friendly heads up that a good portion of Google’s apps and services are barely chugging along at the moment. There’s a good chance that this is a regional issue, given Google’s Apps Status Dashboard is still showing everything in the green aside from Gmail showing service disruption.
We’ve been receiving reports of slowdowns from YouTube, Gmail, Hangouts, Google+, Drive, and found it took us nearly 5 minutes to load a search result of Mariah Carey laying pregnant with child. Let’s hope things get back to normal soon. Heaven help us all.
I’m more concerned about your unread notifications o_O
LOL I don’t go on Google+ much.
Big booty Puerto Rican goddess.
You couldn’t think of anything else to search for???????
Alright, big guy. Post your search history. right. now.
I can just see Phandroid’s SOP for testing google’s servers now…
Man, You coulda used the “Better call Saul!” line. You missed the chance. I’m sad now.
Too late! Just assaulted my ISP provider..
Internet service provider provider…
Pretty sure you going to jail.
O-M-EFFIN’ GEE…no wonder I couldn’t get my email accounts to function properly, nor see my GV/Hangouts data. I moved my email to another client service to keep things moving. Thanks, Chris!
What about maps? The app has been horrendously slow! Resorted back to waze until these optimize it.
Mireya Carey is gross looking even when not pregnant.
I actually thought it was some still shots of a porn scene until I opened the thread.
So this is why it took me 10 minutes to email a PDF to a customer earlier.
At least you have a work e-mail address.
DDOS
Even my google phone is slower
Google Play TV/Movies is having issues tonight. The volume is going up and down and there is a lot of buffering. I’m in Florida
Dude. Wtf is wuthering this picture choice up top?